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Sunday, March 08, 2026

Strangers In A Strange Land

2026-03-08 Ex 17 01-07 and Jn 04 05-29 

"Strangers in a Strange Land"

Trinity Presbyterian Church (USA) 


I've been warned about this sermon.

More than one person has said, 

Look.

We lost an hour of sleep.

We've been working at the Rummage Sale all weekend.

Those Lenten scriptures are way too long, poor Bob.

 Keep it short. Or at least keep it lively.

What you think I am, The News?

That'll wake you up. Get those juices flowing.


Does anybody else take a deep breath before turning on the news? 

We're like, "What's it gonna be… NOW?"


It's hard not to feel like the whole world's on an onside kick.

 Where are we bouncing now? 


We're straying into a LOT of uncharted wilderness.

Strangers in a really, really strange land.



The Bible knows this feeling of being lost.

 And it calls it, "The Wilderness." 

The Wilderness is where both Moses and Jesus are, in today's scripture.


The Bible makes it clear.

 Like it or not, all of us – are going to spend some time in The Wilderness.

 Wandering.

 Lost.

 Exhausted.

 

The Wilderness makes us see our home, makes us see our homeland, makes us see our world – makes us see everything – from a sacred distance.

 It makes us see it all with a different perspective.

 


Perspective is a gift from God.

Perspective is when the living water starts flowing – even from the rocks.



--


Without Wilderness, there would be no Bible.


"I have been a stranger in a strange land" (Ex 2:2).

"My father was a wandering Aramean" (Deut 26:5).

God's people are "strangers and foreigners on earth." (Heb 11:13)


We're all refugees. All immigrants. All wanderers.

Thirsting for home.



A couple of weeks ago, Dr. Wooten invited me on a trip to another world.

 Same galaxy, thank goodness.

 I'm proudly "Milky Way First." 


I had to drive for minutes – to an empty lot past the airport.

 This was back during the week of Florida Winter.

 It was Wilderness cold.

 40 degrees.

 38 with the brutal wind chill.

 So we all piled into Wayne's Toyota Sundowner sedan with the heater running.

 He put his Bluetooth-controlled "smart" telescope on the roof of another car, and used his iPad to navigate from the comfort of his warm terrestrial auto-mobile.



He aimed the telescope on M42.

 You know – M42.

 Known to its friends as, the Orion Nebula.

 The middle point of light in Orion's belt.

 1,344 light-years from Earth.



Up close, the Orion Nebula is an unspeakably beautiful glowing cloud in the heavens.

 It's a solar nursery, open 24/7, from which – as we speak – infant stars are being born.

 It's creation.

 It's divine.

  The hand of God at work.



Now, of course, Wayne didn't literally take us to M42.

 Some of us had to be at work the next day.

 But even from a distance, going on a trek to stars or nebulae helps you catch just a glimpse of how infinitely vast this creation is.

 And it also makes you consider the other view: how infinitesimally small you and I are.

 Like all good trips into The Wilderness, the sojourn through space gave me the gift of perspective.

 Holy perspective.



And then, if that wasn't enough perspective, this happened.



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Squeezed into the car with us were the Rabbi of B'nai Israel Synagogue and his wife.

Of course they would be. 

You never know who's in the car with Wayne.


 B'nai Israel is a Conservative Jewish congregation on 9th Avenue.

 Identifying me by my markings as another religious bird, the Rabbi and his wife invited me for Friday Sabbath-eve services and dinner.

 I'd been to services at a synagogue before, but it had always been kind of a field trip.

This time, I'd be an invited guest, to another place I'd never been.

So, you could say: Wilderness.

 

Rabbi Josh is a gracious host and very wise.

 His wife Sheila just happens to be a professional chef.

 Wise rabbi – trained chef – welcoming the stranger – homemade bread and sweet wine – they sound like Jesus's kinda people to me.



As the congregation and I got to know each other over dinner, I like to think we broke through some stereotypes.

 They joked that Christians think all Jews are Jerry Seinfeld.

 I hope I at least partially disproved the idea that all Presbyterians are straight-laced, sour faced Calvinists, deathly afraid that somebody somewhere is having fun.


I learned that they're Conservative Jewish, not Orthodox.

 They learned that I'm PCUSA, not PCA (and I might have heard someone say, "Uh-oh").

 I think we both re-learned that Christians and Jews find out about each other mainly from Google and what we see on the news.

 When we turn our internal telescopes around and zoom in on the people, not the labels, everybody's a snowflake, and not in the Fox News way.

We're all different.

All unique.

We all know we're going to melt someday.

 And someday, all our ashes will turn back to ashes, and our dust will return to the stars.



That's perspective.

 That's knowing who you are, where you are, and where we're heading.

But I wouldn't have seen this particular view, if I never ventured out – into The Wilderness.




The Israelites were refugees.

Wandering through the wilderness.

 Across a desert.

 For FORTY YEARS.

 


Forty years.

Can you imagine? I get grumpy when the stoplight at 12th Avenue makes me wait 40 seconds.

Not that Pensacolans believe in stoplights.

It's hard to tell who's a believer and who's not — stop-light years away.

I have Tennessee license plates, so I'm practically begging people to honk at me.

"Foreigner! Go back where you came from!"


Don't you hate it when people make judgments about you based on who you are? 

What you look like? 

How old you are? 

Where you're from? 

Where you go to church? 

Or synagogue? 

Or mosque? 

Or coffee shop? 


People need to get out more.

 Really.

 I mean that.



Moses got out.

 He found out wandering can be a good thing.

 Especially if you're escaping a Pharaoh.

 A long trip can give you time to find yourself.

 You might even find God.



Or, you might find the people behind you just start honking.



The Israelites were broken down in the middle of nowhere.

 They were all up in Moses's face.

Testing and quarreling.

Massah and Meribah, y'all.

"Why did you bring us out of Egypt, to kill us and our children and livestock with thirst?"

"Is God even with us?

"Or not?"


The Israelites were were trying to find a new home in a cruel, dry land.

Land that was saying in every way it could, "We don't want you."

"Go back where you came from."


They just wanted to go home.

Someplace that wasn't so vast, so empty.

So hateful.

So foreign.


But every place is foreign until you get to know it.


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A few hundred years after Moses, Jesus turns up in Samaria.

Samaria's it's own kind of wilderness.



To say, as John 4:9 does, parenthetically, that "Jews do not share things in common with Samaritans" 

is a bit like saying Republicans and Democrats sit on different sides of the aisle.


In first century Jewish eyes, Samaria was a cesspool of unwashed masses.

 Inbred, outbred, no breeding at all.

 Two rules about Samaria.

 Don't drink the water.

 And don't get too close to the women.

 You don't know where either one's been.



Jesus finds the water.

 Not a rock, but a well.

 And Jesus is thirsty.

 The Bible tells us it was a hot day and he was tired.

 Kinda grumpy too.

 Jesus tells the Samaritan woman, "Fetch me some water." 


To come into contact with an unclean Samaritan – ESPECIALLY an unclean WOMAN Samaritan – was just plain yucky.

 Maybe not technically illegal, but come on.

 I mean, everybody on Jesus's side of the border knew how those women were.



Five husbands and a live-in boyfriend? Ew.

 The Gospel According to John was written for a second century Jewish-Christian audience.

 So, for this Samaritan woman to announce, "Come and see a man who told me everything I have ever done!" -- 

It's not so much clairvoyance as bias confirmation.

 "Yeah, Jezebel, we see you."


Side note: Notice how it's never the five men and boyfriend who get shamed for treating the woman like dusty dirt.

 Same as it ever was.



Now.


Jesus may have gone on a journey to a different country with the aim of gaining perspective.

 Maybe.

 What we know for sure was that HE, Jesus -- gave the Samaritan Woman -- a COMPLETELY new perspective.

 


Jesus changes the way we see things. As in, "Born anew."


Verse 28 says, 

"Then the woman left her water jar and went back to the city."

That's huge.

 Think how upset people get when they lose their Stanley mugs.

 Unlike us, she didn't have a cabinet full.

 Probably one water jar to her name.

 It was her life.

 Literally.

 So for her to leave it means more than carelessness.

 It's a change of heart.



And then, the even BIGGER news.

 In verse 39: "Many Samaritans from that city believed in him because of the woman's testimony."


Well looky there – an unclean foreigner -- with an unclean history – becomes the first "girl" preacher -- converting half her hometown.

 You tell me that's not a cosmic shift in perspective.

 


And then look even closer.

 There was a miracle.

 But who performed the miracle? Not Jesus.

 The Samaritan woman performs the miracle.

 She's the one who leaves her old jar and runs back home to share the new jar, the jar of "Living Water." 

SHE'S the one who goes and changes her whole town's perspective.

 Praise the Lord, but praise this woman, too.



It's like Jesus promised in John 14:12: "Very truly, I tell you, the one who believes in me will also do the works that I do and, in fact, will do greater works than these….

"


Perspective changes everything.



New perspective, new vision, new life – all a gift from God.



--


We are living in very strange times.

 We are in a Wilderness of politics, economics, wealth, 

Artificial Intelligence, media conglomerates, billionaires,

 trillionaires (a word, by the way, that my spell-checker didn't even know).

 You can add to the list with all the things you don't understand, or that you're afraid of, or that you physically hate and hate to see.

 You could describe it with language you can't say in church.

 Whatever else it is, it's definitely a Wilderness.

 It may take us 40 years to get through it.


I just hope someday it all stabilizes enough for us to have perspective that doesn't wobble out of sight.


But what scripture tells us, again and again, is that there will be miracles of new life, new birth.

 We see the new birth in the star nurseries.

 The signs of heaven are all around us.

 We just have to focus.


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Focus.

Something else I learned with Wayne and his magic telescope.

 When it's trained on something far away, it has to take many, many pictures.

 And then, the software merges them together.

 It takes time to process.

 It's like cooking a soup.

 All the ingredients, all the parts, have to simmer together for a result to show.



I think that's the way perspective develops over time, as we start to emerge from our own Wilderness.

 It takes time to find the Promised Land.

 And even more time to move into it.


In the immortal words of Rev. Dr. King, "I might not get there with you…." 

Not even Moses got there.

 But we believe Jesus is in that Promised Land.

 And we believe that someday, we'll get there with him.



And on that day, we won't be strangers in a strange land anymore.


We'll be home.



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Monday, March 02, 2026

Welcome To The Dark Side

2026-03-01 

John 3:1-17 

 

"Welcome to the Dark Side." 

I don't remember what we used to call it before Star Wars. 

But these days, you say, "the Dark Side," and immediately people think of Darth Vader, and The Empire.  

I'll bet some of you are hearing the Darth Vader theme song right now. 

Dunn dunn dunn – dun-da-dun – dunn da dun. 

 

Back in the original three movies, The Dark Side was darker. 

The Dark Side was more dangerous because back then, even the greatest Jedi had a dark side. 

Like in the Empire Strikes Back,  

when Luke's training on Dagobah and Yoda sends him into the cave and says "Need your light saber you will not,"  

but Luke takes it anyway and in the cave, he sees a vision of Darth Vader  

so he attacks with his saber but when Vader's mask falls off,  

Luke sees his OWN face. 

 

Whoah. So good. 

The Dark Side wasn't "out there," it was, "in here." 

The Darkness was within. 

It was always a possibility. 

And darkness, when it infects our souls, is way scarier than any Empire that strikes back. 

In order to find the light, Luke had to face (pun intended) -- face his own darkness. 

And only then – could he find out he was far stronger than even he could possibly imagine. 

The darkness wasn't his enemy.  

It was his path. 

 

-- 

 

Jedi – Rabbi – sounds pretty similar. 

In today's scripture,  

instead of a Jedi named Luke, there's a Rabbi named Nicodemus. 

Nicodemus enters into his own darkness. 

That's where he finds Jesus. 

Does he find himself, too? 

 

-- 

 

Nicodemus is a leader in his Jewish faith.  

The rabbi's rabbi.  

The wise elder everybody looks up to.  

(Like Yoda. Or Frank Beall.) 

Nicodemus doesn't come to Jesus in the light of day. 

The other scribes and Pharisees come by day. 

They come in the daytime  

so everyone can see them setting Jesus straight. 

 

But not Nicodemus. 

John 3:2 says, "He came to Jesus by night."  

Nicodemus comes at night to find Jesus in the darkness, because something's wrong –  

Is it something's wrong with Jesus? 

Or does Nicodemus suspect something wrong  

Some dark side –  

Under HIS mask? 

What's under YOUR mask? 

 

-- 

I remember the day so clearly. 

Because it felt like I was venturing into my own dark side of faith. 

 

My parents had taken me to church every Sunday. 

So I knew everything. 

If you asked me, I'd tell you. 

First warning sign your kid's going to grow up to be a minister. 

Or a Pensacon nerd. 

 

One of the things I knew was that God was a lot like Santa Claus. 

He sees you when you're sleeping. 

He knows when you're awake. 

He knows if you've been bad or good. 

But way better than Santa, God can read your mind. 

He knows if you're thinking bad thoughts. 

He knows if you're thinking good thoughts. 

I thought that in a partnership with Santa, God ran a global surveillance network of Biblical proportions. 

Even in your brain. 

 

I remember the day so clearly. 

I was standing by the edge of a lake. 

And I remember, looking up at the sky and then – in my head – saying to God,  

"I don't know if you exist at all."  

"I think you may be made up." 

And I remember next, taking a breath and bracing myself for the lightning bolt. 

The smiting that would smite me into the ashes of Ash Wednesday. 

You wonder where they come from? 

The ashes of smoked sinners.  

 

I remember making my statement to God. 

I remember standing there. 

And waiting. 

And waiting. 

I felt like I had dared God to come at me. 

And God said... nothing. 

 

You might think I was a young boy, maybe a teenager, maybe college age. 

This happened when I was about 25 years old. 

Twenty-five years old. 

Not some kid with his hand in a cookie jar. 

But an adult, legally, allegedly. 

Facing down the Almighty Creator of Heaven and Earth. 

And God said, "Meh." 

 

-- 

 

Did you ever sneak out of the house when you were a kid? 

You weren't bad. Just drawn that way. 

Nicodemus is a good guy. 

He's not coming to Jesus with soldiers to arrest him. 

He's not bad.  

He's not evil.  

But still, he feels the need to sneak out, in the dark, with Jesus. 

Maybe he's seeking answers. 

Maybe he's just worked up the courage to ask his personal darkest questions out loud. 

Maybe he wants to challenge God – or at least his ideas of God. 

 

Nicodemus is a leader, a teacher, a rabbi. 

The one who's supposed to have all the answers. 

So, if his congregation knew what he was doing, saw who he was associating with -- people might not look at him the same way ever again.  

He could lose his job. 

If someone saw his car parked outside Jesus's house, the Personnel Committee might call him in for a meeting. 

The Session, or God forbid, the Presbytery – might want to have a Come to Jesus Meeting. 

No, wait, that IS what he's having. 

They'd want a "Get Away From Jesus" meeting, I guess. 

 

Nicodemus isn't evil. 

Nicodemus isn't envious or boastful or arrogant or rude.  

He just has questions. 

Doubts. 

Curiosity. 

Maybe he's starting to feel uncomfortable with some of the things he grew up accepting on faith or something like it. 

So, he sneaks out of his house one night. 

I wonder, if as he sat down opposite Jesus, as his questions came out of his mouth – I wonder if he was bracing himself for a God-grade smiting. 

 

-- 

How do you like your Bible? 

Regular? Or Extra Crispy? 

In Seminary, they went over this kind of stuff in excruciating detail. 

And, as I write this, I wonder, why is detail always excruciating? 

Nobody ever calls it "enjoyable" detail.  

Or "electrifying" detail. 

Details are boring. 

The Big Picture – that's what's exciting. 

Here are two Big Picture ways. 

There are a lot more than two.  

But let's start there. 

Number One, and Number Two. 

 

Number One. 

Take it straight.  

Take it Literally. 

Every word. 

God said it. I believe it. That settles it. 

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.  

Or the bumper sticker.  

Literally. 

 

Nicodemus was a literalist. 

Jesus said, "You have to be born again,"  

and Nicodemus (the literalist) said, "Born again? 

"I don't think my mother would like that."  

He says, "How can anyone be born after having grown old? Can one enter a second time into the mother's womb and be born?"  

His mom leans in and says, "Nuh-uh." 

 

Some of us are like Nicodemus. 

Some of us read the Bible literally. 

We want to take ALL the Bible word-for-word literally. 

The good and the bad parts. 

When God says "Love your neighbor," go plant some flowers in their ugly front yard. 

When God says, "Kill all the Philistines," God literally means, each and every man, woman, and child, and their little livestock, too. 

And if the Bible says they did killed them all, that's what they did. 

And "Literally" is a fine way to read the Bible. 

Certainly. 

If that's how you read scripture, you're not alone. 

Some of the greatest Biblical scholars ever read scripture as literal, word-for-word truth. 

Nicodemus, for one. 

 

And then, how to understand the Bible (and Jesus) -- 

Number Two. 

Jesus – when he says, "You must be born again," -- he's not meaning physical birth at all. 

(And Nicodemus's mom says, "Thank you!") 

In this case, Jesus is preaching the Word of God symbolically, metaphorically. 

When he says, "born again," he means being reborn in spirit. 

Reborn by having your guiding light moved to another side of the scene. 

 

And this is another very valid way of reading the Bible. 

It takes the Bible seriously, but not always literally. 

You read it looking for the truth BENEATH the words. 

Looking for the meaning behind the stories,  

for the spirit, but not the letter of of the laws,  

listening for the love woven into the song. 

 

Reading this way helps you from getting tied up in excruciating details, the numbers, the data.  

For instance:  

Did Jesus REALLY feed 5000? 

Or were those just the men, not including the women, children, and visitors who didn't buy tickets to lunch in advance? 

Was it 5000? Or was it more like 50,000? 

Or was it more like 5 hungry people on a doorstep? 

Are miracles better when they're bigger? 

Or does it mean, Jesus himself is a feast, a soul-nourishing, mind-filling love that welcomes all and feeds all – even you – feeds everybody, and still has love left over? 

As we say, "There's always more room at the table." 

That's another way to read scripture. 

Number Two. 

 

So, when we read of Jesus and Nicodemus, the first thing we see is that one is speaking literally, and two is speaking symbolically. 

It's like people speaking completely different languages. 

Like Bad Bunny -- at the Super Bowl.  

For some, he was a very Bad Bunny. BAD Bunny. 

For others, he was a Great Bunny. 

Some of us didn't like the halftime show because we literally couldn't understand it 

We couldn't understand the words, couldn't understand the reason, couldn't get whatever point the NFL was trying to make. 

And we don't like things we can't understand. 

Still others of us – like me - had no idea what Mr. Bunny was saying, but it looked like such a party and the music's fun to dance to and – frankly – it WAS the most exciting part of the game. 

Still others watching cheered and said, "Oye, están hablando mi idioma." 

Now. 

Think about how many ways there are to interpret a Super Bowl Halftime show. 

Can you imagine how many ways there could be to interpret Scripture? 

Are you certain yours is the only right one? 

 

Jesus and Nicodemus squared off. 

Offense, then defense, then offense, then defense. 

It's a classic rabbis' way to find truth. 

But the Bible never tells us how it ends. 

Who won? 

Did Nicodemus have a conversation?  

Or did he undergo a conversion? 

Or did he just gain the courage to say what was on his mind? 

Did he win the courage to challenge Jesus, the courage to challenge God – and live? 

Maybe, he won the victory of living better when he took off his mask. 

 

-- 

When you're in church, everyone seems so sure of themselves.  

We put on our happy faces. 

I get so sad when people say they don't feel like they can cry in church. 

You get the feeling that whatever doubt you have, whatever un-Christian sadness in you  

is a dark pit that's going to swallow you up if you don't get right with Jesus.  

Right now. 

A person can get the feeling. 

Sometimes, you get told outright, that doubt is sinful. 

Worry is sinful. 

Asking too many questions the Sunday School teacher can't answer… is extra sinful. 

It can get you thrown out of church. 

Or at least earn you passive-aggressive suggestions about how nice the Unitarians are. 

"Maybe they'd be a better fit for an inquisitive customer like yourself." 

As if – if you have doubts, or worries, or questions the preacher can't excruciatingly bore you out of asking –  

if you're a "problem member" who dares peek behind the curtain of confusing church doctrine or violent Bible verses nobody ever preaches on -- 

if you're THAT member, well.  

You're just a Nicodemus. 

A Doubting Thomas. 

Or maybe… 

You're kinda like Jesus. 

 

Whether in church or on a shoreline far, far away, it can feel like just one "inappropriate" question, one "wrong" idea, one evil thought,  

just one day of feeling a red-hot seething anger at God  

just once --  

will get you zapped.  

Smite! Smote! Smitten!  

Zap goes the lightning.  

 

The truth is, even the best and brightest Skywalkers will confess: 

What some people call darkness 

is never 100% alien to our thoughts. 

What some people call "bad" thoughts, bad words, bad questions -- is just curiosity  

Curiosity that's grown too big to fit into your church's pretty basket of easy answers. 

When we summon the courage to make our honesty more important than our shiny clean certainty 

When we're bold enough to speak with truthful, faithful, Godly courage – 

we can admit,  

we all have our dark sides. 

Or, at least, what we INTERPRET as dark sides. 

We can be so afraid of them. 

We can spend years, decades, hiding from our thoughts. 

Denying our questions. 

Refusing to pull off the mask and see maybe our own reflection. 

And that can work.  

It can also drive you into a deeply dark cave of anger with a painted-on smile, 

And an attitude that makes you want to smite the Vaders who aren't just like you. 

 

What I think Jesus is saying is  

-- sometimes, we have to go THROUGH our darkness to find our light. 

Why? 

Because as it says in 3:16 -- 

Jesus said to Nicodemus: "Because God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life."  

Eternal life Now. 

Not after you die. 

Not in a heaven far, far away. 

Now. 

Think of "Eternal" not as a length of time. 

Think of "Eternal" as a quality of life. 

As opposed to a kind of life that's always starting a war. 

Far, far away. 

Or right inside our hearts.  

 

Obi Wan's echoing guidance was,  

"Use the Force, Luke." 

Use your questions. 

Use your doubt. 

Take off the Mask, Nicodemus. 

Step into the light. 

 

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